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Fuck You, Bud
The President, he’s got his war
Folks don’t know just what it’s for
Nobody gives us rhyme or reason
Have one doubt, they call it treason
We’re chicken-feathers, all without one nut. Damn it!
Tryin’ to make it real — compared to what?
Sanchez squeezes off St. Louis steamer
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Monday, September 26th, 2011 Turds 4 Astros 5 W: New Dad! | L: Don’t ask Dotel
George Springer, 2011 First Round Pick
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There you have it, no more speculation. Could this be the next Lance Berkman or the next Chris Burke type pick? Time will tell.
Cards @ Astros….Don’t Forget to Squush the Turds on the Way Out
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Only three days left till the beginning of the 2011 Void. Another baseball season has come and gone; Limey’s Scarlett told Ryan she just doesn’t give a damn, Thunderpants is now perfecting his g00gly-eyed face melting roaming of right field as a pHucking pHillie, and Sweet Baby Bourn is tomahawk chopping his way to a possible playoff berth. Despite all of [...]
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Astros at Reds – Slogging Toward The Finish Line
After a rather lackluster couple of games with the (Fuck the) Cubs, the Astros continue their final death march road trip of the season against the Red Legs. Things have been a lot more bearable game watching-wise since the youth movement began in earnest, but seeing just how terrible this team has been all season is [...]
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Maybe You Saw It. I Didn’t.
The network that isn’t good enough for football is good enough for the crusty leftovers that are Your Houston Astros.
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FLESH AND BLOOD
CHICAGO Immature Ursines 2, HOUSTON Tragic Spacemen 1 September 17, 2011 Already-Been-Chewed Field WP: Don’t Know LP: Don’t Care SV: We are beyond saving, fucker CHICAGO (SnS) – The unmighty Houston Astros ended a long season-long struggle here tonight on the North Side of Chicago . . . Chicago, the City of Feminine Shoulders, the [...]
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Astros at Cubs – Bear Turds in the Food Chain
This is my last preview of the season, and I’m wrapping up my ninth year writing them. I always figured I would go at least 10 years, so I’d be a 10-year veteran and couldn’t be traded to the fucking American League without my approval. I guess I never figured the Astros themselves would be [...]
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