If you go to the game w/ BudGirl

[NeilT]

It helps to have an FBI agent along.  Just sayin'.

[BudGirl]

The only problem was she wasn't packing tonight.  Freaks me out when she has her gun.  In hindsight it was probably better she didn't.  She might have shot someone.

She also said tell him thanks for the ticket.

[NeilT]

Funny thing was, I didn't realize she was FBI until Kris and I were on the way home.  I didn't hear that whole conversation.   Then it made sense when you said that the sergeant worked with her.

If I'd have known I would probably have just moved.  That was something.

[Bench]

I knew she was an FBI agent, but what the hell happened?

[BudGirl]

My version:

We are watching the game.  Chit chatting about whatever we were talking about.  Neil's wife was working on some research and had earphones in drowning out the sounds of the high-pitched screamers behind us.  There was a family in front of us that had 3 little boys, under the age of four.

At or around the time Lyles came into the game, after last call at the game, the conversation behind us started getting kind of rough.  Lot of f-bombs being dropped and getting louder pitch-by-pitch.  Their conversation drifted to tattoos.  No big deal, we can handle that.  Until one of the yahoos behind us starts talking about a tattoo on an uncircumsized dick.  That went a bit too far.

Neil calmly and politely asks the yahoos to end that conversation.  They mutter something and we think, okay it is over.  We were wrong.

At the beginning of the next half inning, one of the yahoos tells Neil that he is talking to some young teenage guys about life and just wanting to teach them things and that nothing he said was offensive or wrong.  Well, I talk offense at that.  I was offended hearing the description of the tattoo mentioned about.  He went into more detail about it than anyone at a ballgame ever should.  So, I tell, him he was offensive and loud. 

The yahoo continues to spew absurdities and just inane comments.  So, Neil tells them he is going to go get security.  He goes up and comes back and says they'll be right there.  The Astros in all their wisdom have a little old lady come down to ask the yahoos to settle down.  They have not stopped at all.

Another usher and security guy comes over.  Still no resolution.  My friend calls her HPD buddy working the game to come by.  She knows the yahoo is getting out of control.  So, the yahoos get escorted to the concourse area.  I'm just sitting in my seat, Neil is on the concourse area, my friend is up there also.  Neil's wife realizes the game is over and starts to pack up her stuff when the yahoo's significant other starts talking trash to her.  Neil's wife is not one to let things just roll of her back.  She definitely holds her own.  For lack of a better description, the SO was white trash.  I was rather amazed and disappointed in her behavior.

It was a good game to start and ended in a very memorable fashion that had nothing to do with the Astros losing.

The thing that bothers me the most is we left at the end of the game but I just know those yahoos think they got the better of someone.  It was unreal.

[Jose Cruz III]

My version:

We are watching the game.  Chit chatting about whatever we were talking about.  Neil's wife was working on some research and had earphones in drowning out the sounds of the high-pitched screamers behind us.  There was a family in front of us that had 3 little boys, under the age of four.

At or around the time Lyles came into the game, after last call at the game, the conversation behind us started getting kind of rough.  Lot of f-bombs being dropped and getting louder pitch-by-pitch.  Their conversation drifted to tattoos.  No big deal, we can handle that.  Until one of the yahoos behind us starts talking about a tattoo on an uncircumsized dick.  That went a bit too far.

Neil calmly and politely asks the yahoos to end that conversation.  They mutter something and we think, okay it is over.  We were wrong.

At the beginning of the next half inning, one of the yahoos tells Neil that he is talking to some young teenage guys about life and just wanting to teach them things and that nothing he said was offensive or wrong.  Well, I talk offense at that.  I was offended hearing the description of the tattoo mentioned about.  He went into more detail about it than anyone at a ballgame ever should.  So, I tell, him he was offensive and loud. 

The yahoo continues to spew absurdities and just inane comments.  So, Neil tells them he is going to go get security.  He goes up and comes back and says they'll be right there.  The Astros in all their wisdom have a little old lady come down to ask the yahoos to settle down.  They have not stopped at all.

Another usher and security guy comes over.  Still no resolution.  My friend calls her HPD buddy working the game to come by.  She knows the yahoo is getting out of control.  So, the yahoos get escorted to the concourse area.  I'm just sitting in my seat, Neil is on the concourse area, my friend is up there also.  Neil's wife realizes the game is over and starts to pack up her stuff when the yahoo's significant other starts talking trash to her.  Neil's wife is not one to let things just roll of her back.  She definitely holds her own.  For lack of a better description, the SO was white trash.  I was rather amazed and disappointed in her behavior.

It was a good game to start and ended in a very memorable fashion that had nothing to do with the Astros losing.

The thing that bothers me the most is we left at the end of the game but I just know those yahoos think they got the better of someone.  It was unreal.

Typical night in the GameZone.

[Lurch]

Typical night in the GameZone.

PENIS!!

[NeilT]

PENIS!!

Fuckin uncircumcised penis where you only see the tattoo when it's fuckin hard. Kris said that the woman grabbed her arm and said I bet you're a liberal!  I bet you drive a Prius."

I didn't realize how drunk they were. I did like the little old lady.

[Matt]

Fuckin uncircumcised penis where you only see the tattoo when it's fuckin hard. Kris said that the woman grabbed her arm and said I bet you're a liberal!  I bet you drive a Prius."

I didn't realize how drunk they were. I did like the little old lady.

Holy shit! Is that the big go-to insult now?  "I bet you drive a Prius."  Wow.

[chuck]

Fuckin uncircumcised penis where you only see the tattoo when it's fuckin hard. Kris said that the woman grabbed her arm and said I bet you're a liberal!  I bet you drive a Prius."

I assume that means that the penis had to be erect while the fellow received the tattoo. How does one go about locating a tattoo shop that has a fluffer on staff?

[Bench]

I assume that means that the penis had to be erect while the fellow received the tattoo. How does one go about locating a tattoo shop that has a fluffer on staff?

Can't you just pull the foreskin back? 

[NeilT]

I assume that means that the penis had to be erect while the fellow received the tattoo. How does one go about locating a tattoo shop that has a fluffer on staff?

Wasn't his tattoo, but if they're at the game sunday i'll ask.

[BudGirl]

Something about a rubberband and the dude with the tat being European.

[chuck]

Can't you just pull the foreskin back? 

I wouldn't know. My experience with foreskin is limited.

And I don't know, I'd like to think that we could all find it in our hearts to look fondly on a little father-son bonding at a baseball game. Who better to teach a teenager the ins and outs of penile tattoos than his own father? And I for one can excuse a little inebriation, particularly yesterday. I know I too was celebrating the new legal status of hand fishing. The implications are obvious. Rather than cloak our noble activity in the veil of night we can now hand fish during the day, openly! Which means that we are likely to be significantly less intoxicated, at least in the early hours. And let's face it, pioneers of our sport have demonstrated time and time again that drunken noodling is dangerous noodling. In fact, I've seen that tattooed on, well, never mind, but that's something we should all maintain in the forefront of our consciousnesses.

[NeilT]

The guy having the tattoo discussion had his daughter, maybe 10, in his lap. The woman kept saying you made this little girl cry. It was some family outing.

[BudGirl]

I know if I saw my dad acting like he was going to get in a fight I'd start crying also. Crazy.

[austro]

The guy having the tattoo discussion had his daughter, maybe 10, in his lap. The woman kept saying you made this little girl cry. It was some family outing.

I'm pretty disappointed to learn that they were able to reproduce.

[Bench]

I'm pretty disappointed to learn that they were able to reproduce.

These are your Astros.

[Reuben]

So, who was the FBI agent?

[JaneDoe]

So, who was the FBI agent?

The guy with the tatooed penis.