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Author Topic: Lovely Parting Gift for Dusty Baker  (Read 963 times)
Ron Brand
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« on: February 22, 2011, 03:21:18 PM »

From Rob Neyer, who got it from Jon Paul Morosi at Fox Sports:

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"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day," Baker said Monday morning. "That was the low point. The grounds crew guy cleaned it up. He said, ‘Oh, I think it’s dog crap.’ I said, ‘No it ain’t. That’s human crap.’"

Baker said Monday’s interview was the first time he had discussed the incident publicly. He doesn’t know who the perpetrator was.
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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2011, 03:22:20 PM »

We all know it was Barrett.
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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2011, 03:37:43 PM »

We all know it was Barrett.

No.  That would have been a pile of wet sand.
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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2011, 03:38:28 PM »

We all know it was Barrett.

Noe, can a turd crap itself?

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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2011, 03:40:11 PM »

Dusty knowing the difference between dog shit and human shit is pretty impressive, in a fucked-up sort of way.
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« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2011, 03:51:24 PM »

No.  That would have been a pile of wet sand.

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« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2011, 04:03:08 PM »

Dusty knowing the difference between dog shit and human shit is pretty impressive, in a fucked-up sort of way.

The Cubs have shit the bed often enough over the last 100+ years to know exactly what the human version looks like.
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« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2011, 04:53:50 PM »

Couldn't have been any of the pitchers.  It would've been on the DL by the time the janitor got there.
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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2011, 06:36:34 AM »

Couldn't have been any of the pitchers.  It would've been on the DL by the time the janitor got there.

Brilliant.
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