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MusicMan
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« on: February 15, 2011, 10:04:14 PM »

Boras rips into La Russa

I say we let them settle this in a steel cage.

And take away the key.

And set the damn thing on fire.

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« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2011, 07:39:03 AM »

Boras rips into La Russa

I say we let them settle this in a steel cage.

And take away the key.

And set the damn thing on fire.



Second the motion.  THUNDERDOME!!! TWO MEN ENTER, NO ONE LEAVES!!!
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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2011, 07:55:52 AM »

THUNDERDOME!!! TWO MEN ENTER, NO ONE LEAVES!!!

Mad Max?
I'm thinking more old school... as in Spartacus:

A sword fight to the death. The winner is crucified.
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« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2011, 08:42:30 AM »

Mad Max?
I'm thinking more old school... as in Spartacus:

A sword fight to the death. The winner is crucified.

It's all spectacle dude...
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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2011, 09:24:42 AM »

A window into the Pujols negotiations.  Doesn't seem like either side is flexing.
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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2011, 10:09:13 AM »

A window into the Pujols negotiations.  Doesn't seem like either side is flexing.

Before I click on that link, I need some assurance that it's not linking to gay porn. Flexing, indeed... NTTIAWWI.
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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2011, 10:12:15 AM »

Before I click on that link, I need some assurance that it's not linking to gay porn. Flexing, indeed... NTTIAWWI.

Consider the source.
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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2011, 11:44:00 AM »

Yesterday it was OJ vs a skinhead, today Boras vs Tony.  What will tomorrow bring, Dane Cook vs Roseanne Barr?  Please.
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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2011, 11:59:37 AM »

Consider the source.

Wanna go get manicures?
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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2011, 01:00:40 PM »

Yesterday it was OJ vs a skinhead, today Boras vs Tony.  What will tomorrow bring, Dane Cook vs Roseanne Barr?  Please.

Glenn Beck vs. Keith Olbermann.
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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2011, 01:30:27 PM »

Glenn Beck vs. Keith Olbermann.

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« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2011, 07:25:46 PM »

Boras rips into La Russa

I say we let them settle this in a steel cage.

And take away the key.

And set the damn thing on fire.



Lumberjack match, with a coal miner's glove on a pole, and all those previously raped by Boras around the ring.
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« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2011, 08:02:42 PM »

Lumberjack match, with a coal miner's glove on a pole, and all those previously raped by Boras around the ring.

I like the way you think.
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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2011, 10:15:17 PM »

I like the way you think.

Do you smell what 94CougarGrad is cookin'?
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« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2011, 06:52:23 PM »

Do you smell what 94CougarGrad is cookin'?

If I.W. Marks could make even Paul Boesch's ears look pretty, think of what they could've done for yours.
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« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2011, 08:48:30 AM »

If I.W. Marks could make even Paul Boesch's ears look pretty, think of what they could've done for yours.

Paul Boesch lived next door to my grandparents in the 60's and 70's.  Supposedly he had some pretty interesting houseguests.
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« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2011, 08:55:11 AM »

Glenn Beck vs. Keith Olbermann.

One can argue the points of view and leanings of Keith O, and I'm sure he'd be the first to tell you he's an editorialist and pundit more than a true newsman, but Glenn Beck is just a fucking lunatic.
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« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2011, 09:37:58 AM »

One can argue the points of view and leanings of Keith O, and I'm sure he'd be the first to tell you he's an editorialist and pundit more than a true newsman, but Glenn Beck is just a fucking lunatic.

oh, please. if you are even considering the possiblilty that KO is a "true newsman," you and Beck may have something in common. i cannot stand to even look at Olberman, much less listen to his drivel, and i am a Dem. he is the Fox News of the left.
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« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2011, 11:48:48 AM »

oh, please. if you are even considering the possiblilty that KO is a "true newsman," you and Beck may have something in common. i cannot stand to even look at Olberman, much less listen to his drivel, and i am a Dem. he is the Fox News of the left.

Actually, Coach, although I am very conservative, I can't watch Glenn Beck at all. In my opinion, he has really tainted Fox News. I actually find KO entertaining, although I vehemently disagree with virtually everything that comes out of his mouth.
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« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2011, 12:28:34 PM »

My general rule of thumb has been that the 4-7 block = news, and the 7-10 block = entertainment.
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