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« Reply #60 on: February 07, 2011, 05:53:03 PM » |
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None -- the turtle is still waiting for you pigfuckers to tell its new owner what the fuck to feed it.
Let it out at night and let it forage. Do I have to come up with all the answers around here? |
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« Reply #61 on: February 07, 2011, 06:29:49 PM » |
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None -- the turtle is still waiting for you pigfuckers to tell its new owner what the fuck to feed it.
Aggies. |
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« Reply #62 on: February 07, 2011, 08:46:08 PM » |
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If there is air in the head, is it still empty? If there is no air in the head, does it have a vacuum in the head? Can a head really be empty? Where's Towlie?
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« Reply #63 on: February 09, 2011, 11:39:45 AM » |
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This thread has covered a spectacular amount of ground in just 4 pages. Question: if a horse is put out to stud, can the other horses really consent? Discuss.
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« Reply #64 on: February 09, 2011, 11:50:04 AM » |
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Question: if a horse is put out to stud, can the other horses really consent? Discuss.
We're going to need Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker to weigh in on this. |
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« Reply #65 on: February 09, 2011, 11:51:10 AM » |
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Question: if a horse is put out to stud, can the other horses really consent? Discuss.
Change it to dogs and if you answer the right way you may wind up receiving the keys to Dallas. |
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« Reply #66 on: February 09, 2011, 01:03:24 PM » |
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« Reply #68 on: February 09, 2011, 01:22:57 PM » |
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Shit like this makes me wish I had never known Deadspin existed. |
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« Reply #69 on: February 09, 2011, 01:41:40 PM » |
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Shit like this makes me wish I had never known Deadspin existed.
And likewise for The Onion |
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« Reply #70 on: February 09, 2011, 01:58:22 PM » |
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I think that's pretty poignant satire, myself. We certainly had to hear about "all that Roethlisburger has overcome" leading up to the Superbowl, which is pretty obnoxious. It certainly forgets who the actual victims are. |
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« Reply #71 on: February 09, 2011, 02:02:08 PM » |
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I think that's pretty poignant satire, myself. We certainly had to hear about "all that Roethlisburger has overcome" leading up to the Superbowl, which is pretty obnoxious. It certainly forgets who the actual victims are.
Speaking of which...he seems to be getting away with it again. Caught out on the lash a few days before the SuperBowl, no one seems to be riding him for throwing 2 picks early on to put his team so far behind that they couldn't catch up. If I were a Steeler fan, I'd be calling for his balls. |
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« Reply #72 on: February 09, 2011, 02:05:51 PM » |
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I think that's pretty poignant satire, myself. We certainly had to hear about "all that Roethlisburger has overcome" leading up to the Superbowl, which is pretty obnoxious. It certainly forgets who the actual victims are.
Though the legal system and press protects their names from public release, right? I'm not sure they want to be remembered for this. |
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« Reply #73 on: February 09, 2011, 02:10:21 PM » |
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Though the legal system and press protects their names from public release, right? I'm not sure they want to be remembered for this.
I meant "actual victim" in the sense of the general category of persons, not the individuals. The individuals certainly shouldn't have to be further victimized in the public's eye. The point is that the rapist is not the "victim" whose story of perserverance in light of their own behavior should be celebrated. |
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« Reply #74 on: February 09, 2011, 02:16:33 PM » |
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I meant "actual victim" in the sense of the general category of persons, not the individuals. The individuals certainly shouldn't have to be further victimized in the public's eye. The point is that the rapist is not the "victim" whose story of perserverance in light of their own behavior should be celebrated.
True, and I agree, but I'm still glad Ben hasn't tried to rape anyone else yet. |
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« Reply #75 on: February 09, 2011, 02:17:39 PM » |
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I'm still glad Ben hasn't tried to rape anyone else yet.
How can we be sure? |
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« Reply #76 on: February 09, 2011, 02:20:36 PM » |
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How can we be sure?
I said yet. Oh, you mean in the time lapsed since last time he did up until my last post. Good fucking point. |
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It doesn't pay to try, All the smart boys know why, It doesn't mean I didn't try, I just never know why.
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« Reply #77 on: February 09, 2011, 02:51:08 PM » |
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True, and I agree, but I'm still glad Ben hasn't tried to rape anyone else yet.
[Curly] Day ain't over yet. [/Curly] |
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« Reply #78 on: February 09, 2011, 03:17:08 PM » |
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[Curly] Day ain't over yet. [/Curly]
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« Reply #79 on: February 10, 2011, 04:51:05 PM » |
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