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« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2010, 10:49:37 AM »

Today's the day.  Hurricane season has officially started.  Who's your favorite new named storm?

Hermine is just too Harry Potterish for my tastes.  It would suck to get hit by something named Hermine.  Igor, however, is an awesome name for a Hurricane.  Just think about all great Young Frankestein jokes we can make.  "If you are evacuating, walk this way." 

Otto is pretty cool too.

Igor is the easy winner.
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« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2010, 10:50:44 AM »

Today's the day.  Hurricane season has officially started.  Who's your favorite new named storm?

Hermine is just too Harry Potterish for my tastes.  It would suck to get hit by something named Hermine.  Igor, however, is an awesome name for a Hurricane.  Just think about all great Young Frankestein jokes we can make.  "If you are evacuating, walk this way." 

Otto is pretty cool too.

Totally off topic, my kids are in gymnastics.  There's a 4 yr old girl in the class who's name is Hermione.  I must refrain from jumping to the conclusion that her parents are HUGE Harry Potter fans.  Then again, my 4 yr old son's soccer team was named the Gryffons, and yes also Harry Potter inspired and no, not my doing.  
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« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2010, 10:52:07 AM »


Otto is pretty cool too.


"I think Otto is a great name, always liked it! 'Here comes fucking Otto!' 'We don't know if he's coming or going 'cause he's fucking Otto!' - You know? Also, I like Otto 'cause 'Otto' is 'Toot' inside out!"
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« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2010, 12:21:58 PM »

I'm thinking Nicole will be a storm that looks really impressive at first, but as it gets closer, one begins to realize there is not a whole lot to it behind the facade.  Mostly just some high altitude winds, strip the leaves off the trees.  A stripper, in other words.

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« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2010, 02:40:00 PM »

Forget all this stuff.  I just need a good soaking rain in Greeneville to avoid a forfeit in little league tonight.  Can you make it happen Das?

Nice try but it didn't work. Had to forfiet.  Thunder stopped at 5:30, fields were still dry.  Games went as scheduled.
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« Reply #25 on: June 01, 2010, 02:49:09 PM »

So close with "Colin".

"Colin Dumps Rain on South East."

"Winds from Colin stronger than expected."

"Colin cleanup ongoing."

"...and now, a look inside Colin."
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« Reply #26 on: June 01, 2010, 03:13:15 PM »

Hurricane Matthew has a nice ring to it.  It would be difficult to track, but in the end completely harmless.  Always forgetting where it was headed and losing interest in the whole destruction and, you know, rain and wind stuff.  They chose that name because of me, right?

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« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2010, 05:32:22 PM »

i am sitting here trying to imagine a hurricane fredia. naa wont ever happen
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« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2010, 05:34:20 PM »

i am sitting here trying to imagine a hurricane fredia. naa wont ever happen

the natinl waethr service has a hurricnane warn for the gufl cost regin due to huRRican fredia
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« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2010, 06:01:12 PM »

the natinl waethr service has a hurricnane warn for the gufl cost regin due to huRRican fredia

hdie!
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« Reply #30 on: June 01, 2010, 07:16:39 PM »

the natinl waethr service has a hurricnane warn for the gufl cost regin due to huRRican fredia

Definitely want to stock up on cnadles.
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« Reply #31 on: June 01, 2010, 07:23:52 PM »

So close with "Colin".

"Colin Dumps Rain on South East."

"Winds from Colin stronger than expected."

"Colin cleanup ongoing."

"...and now, a look inside Colin."

If it stays a tropical storm, it'll just be Semi-Colin.
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« Reply #32 on: June 01, 2010, 08:03:55 PM »

If it stays a tropical storm, it'll just be Semi-Colin.

No.   Wrong.
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« Reply #33 on: June 01, 2010, 11:28:48 PM »

If it stays a tropical storm, it'll just be Semi-Colin.

If it gets really big, and covers the whole Gulf like Ike did, it'll be a Bartolo Colin.
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« Reply #34 on: June 02, 2010, 08:43:35 AM »

Quentin, Ursala, Xavier, Yuri, & Zach, all say, "what the fuck?"

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« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2010, 09:01:39 AM »

Zach, all say, "what the fuck?"

Ain't that the truth.
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« Reply #36 on: June 02, 2010, 10:26:54 AM »

Quentin, Ursala, Xavier, Yuri, & Zach, all say, "what the fuck?"




Actually, Zack says "What the fuck do you feed a turtle?"
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« Reply #37 on: June 02, 2010, 07:09:35 PM »


Actually, Zack says "What the fuck do you feed a turtle?"

Sorry, the real Alkie leaves off the "What".
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« Reply #38 on: June 02, 2010, 07:42:16 PM »

The real Zach doesn't have a K in his name like some fucking girl.
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« Reply #39 on: June 02, 2010, 07:53:44 PM »

one of the local stations was wondering if austin was going back into a draft and sounding all doom and gloom and its pouring buckets and not of beer
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