BudGirl
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« Reply #480 on: July 07, 2010, 04:25:23 PM » |
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And maybe Giada and Rachael Ray will offer to make me dessert.
and serve it to you on a waterbed with olive oil? |
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MusicMan
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« Reply #481 on: July 07, 2010, 04:26:53 PM » |
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and serve it to you on a waterbed with olive oil?
That would be HH, Rachael Ray, and Katie Couric. It's important to keep these things straight, so that the proper party can be alerted if conditions present themselves. |
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« Reply #482 on: July 07, 2010, 04:31:55 PM » |
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and serve it to you on a waterbed with olive oil?
Women. I read that as, "...make me dessert." |
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BudGirl
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« Reply #483 on: July 07, 2010, 04:32:25 PM » |
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That would be HH, Rachael Ray, and Katie Couric. It's important to keep these things straight, so that the proper party can be alerted if conditions present themselves.
I know he has his fantasy. I didn't know if maybe you would like something similar with the two you named. |
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MusicMan
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« Reply #484 on: July 07, 2010, 04:33:20 PM » |
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I know he has his fantasy. I didn't know if maybe you would like something similar with the two you named.
I'm not as picky as HH. |
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« Reply #485 on: July 07, 2010, 04:53:19 PM » |
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That would be HH, Rachael Ray, and Katie Couric. It's important to keep these things straight, so that the proper party can be alerted if conditions present themselves.
If Rachel calls and says Katie is not available, but Giada has a few hours to kill...go ahead and alert me. For that matter, if we want to go back to Oregonians...Anne Curry will do in a pinch. I have this thing for 50-year old newswomen. I'm not sure why. |
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« Reply #486 on: July 07, 2010, 04:54:30 PM » |
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If Rachel calls and says Katie is not available, but Giada has a few hours to kill...go ahead and alert me.
hours? |
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« Reply #487 on: July 07, 2010, 04:55:07 PM » |
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If Rachel calls and says Katie is not available, but Giada has a few hours to kill...go ahead and alert me.
The hours won't be the only thing that gets killed. |
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I remember all the good times me 'n Miller enjoyed
Up and down the M1 in some luminous yo-yo toy
But the future has to change - and to change I've got to destroy
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« Reply #488 on: July 07, 2010, 04:55:46 PM » |
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hours?
What I used to do all night now takes me all night to do. |
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« Reply #489 on: July 07, 2010, 04:57:33 PM » |
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What I used to do all night now takes me all night to do.
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« Reply #490 on: July 07, 2010, 07:32:29 PM » |
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hours?
He wanted to leave plenty of time for cuddling and talking afterward. |
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« Reply #491 on: July 08, 2010, 02:41:32 PM » |
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Teams with scouts here watching Oswalt: Dodgers, Phillies, Rays and Mets. per McTaggart tweet. Granted, he's not exactly pitching against an offensive juggernaut, but today's not been a bad day for them to scout. |
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« Reply #492 on: July 08, 2010, 02:47:59 PM » |
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per McTaggart tweet.
Granted, he's not exactly pitching against an offensive juggernaut, but today's not been a bad day for them to scout.
I don't know...the way the Pirates have hit the ball the last few nights, I'm wondering how they don't score 10 runs a game. |
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« Reply #493 on: July 08, 2010, 03:09:37 PM » |
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Last night on BBTN, JP Riccardi said he thought the Rays would be the team that acquires Roy Oswalt. Paraphrasing Riccardi:
"If they are *serious* about competing for a playoff spot, they have to trade for a proven ACE like Oswalt. They have the prospects to get a deal done too." When asked what they would give up for Roy, Riccardi said one top of the line prospect and two other lower level prospects. When asked about Cliff Lee, Riccardi said he thought the Twins would acquire Lee. He also said that Oswalt would be the second choice for most clubs, so that is why he advocates that the Rays will do it sooner than others. He also said that the Yankees and RedSox do not need arms, but the BoSox and Phillies should be looking for a bat. He said Cecil Fielder for some reason and also Carlos Lee.
Strange comments from the one time GM.
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« Reply #494 on: July 08, 2010, 03:17:06 PM » |
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Last night on BBTN, JP Riccardi said he thought the Rays would be the team that acquires Roy Oswalt. Paraphrasing Riccardi:
"If they are *serious* about competing for a playoff spot, they have to trade for a proven ACE like Oswalt. They have the prospects to get a deal done too." When asked what they would give up for Roy, Riccardi said one top of the line prospect and two other lower level prospects. When asked about Cliff Lee, Riccardi said he thought the Twins would acquire Lee. He also said that Oswalt would be the second choice for most clubs, so that is why he advocates that the Rays will do it sooner than others. He also said that the Yankees and RedSox do not need arms, but the BoSox and Phillies should be looking for a bat. He said Cecil Fielder for some reason and also Carlos Lee.
Strange comments from the one time GM.
ESPN hiring Riccardi to tell us what baseball GMs should do isn't as funny as their hiring Matt Millen to tell us what football GMs should do, but they're in the same neighborhood on the Ridicule Potential scale. |
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« Reply #495 on: July 08, 2010, 03:18:44 PM » |
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I agree. Cecil could really help the Phillies.
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« Reply #496 on: July 08, 2010, 03:19:02 PM » |
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ESPN hiring Riccardi to tell us what baseball GMs should do isn't as funny as their hiring Matt Millen to tell us what football GMs should do, but they're in the same neighborhood on the Ridicule Potential scale.
Riccardi pales in comparison to Steve Phillips, in that regard. Even before the ugly intern debacle. |
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MusicMan
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« Reply #497 on: July 08, 2010, 03:19:37 PM » |
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Riccardi pales in comparison to Steve Phillips, in that regard. Even before the ugly intern debacle.
At least Phillips made the playoffs. |
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« Reply #498 on: July 08, 2010, 03:50:25 PM » |
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Riccardi ended the segment with a very stern statement (and look directly into the camera) "This is what GMs are paid to do and they should do it. Prospects are basically unproven and you have to look 25 guys in the face and tell them you're doing your best to make this team a winner now."
I had to look away, he was scarring me.
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« Reply #499 on: July 08, 2010, 03:51:47 PM » |
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I agree. Cecil could really help the Phillies.
He also advocated the Phillies going out and trading for Bautisa in Toronto. Man, that guy is having a breakout season this year. |
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