Andyzipp
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« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2009, 01:15:57 PM » |
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You know I was just thinking about this deeper and was kind of wondering....while this is all true and shit....isn't that what EVERYONE on this site is doing here?
Or the internet in general. |
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Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going "Ahhh, fuck! I thought I looked like that rock!"
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Alkie
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« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2009, 01:16:16 PM » |
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hth
You just had a hand-to-hand with Holly? |
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Alkie
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« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2009, 01:17:23 PM » |
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Or the internet in general. Well yes, exactly. So while I tried desperately to get the yahoo address you made public, it wasn't surprising that some other court jester from another forum site had already been goaded into taking it as a punchline and left the email addy to die; forever unusable by other fuckos from other sites. |
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Alkie
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« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2009, 01:20:27 PM » |
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The whole point of the avatar is to get us closer to the Meaning Of Life. From this, I can see we are progressing along nicely.
Actually, I meant BatGirl's actual breast, which is on display during the 7th inning of all Saturday night home games. Not the eerily similar and eerily just as hypnotic avatar you use now. |
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GreatBagwellsBeard
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« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2009, 01:25:18 PM » |
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Actually, I meant BatGirl's actual breast, which is on display during the 7th inning of all Saturday night home games.
Not the eerily similar and eerily just as hypnotic avatar you use now.
The stars at night, are big and bright. clap clap clap clap |
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He's a very sad case. He thinks he's Ethel Merman.
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Noe in Austin
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« Reply #25 on: July 31, 2009, 01:26:46 PM » |
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"Fostering Productive International Relationships" by Adolph Hitler
"The Art Of War" by The French
"How To Treat A Woman" by Phil Spector
"The All-In-One Guide To Healthy Living And A Longer Life" by Keith Richards, et al
"How to communicate concisely and effectively" - Noe in Austin |
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"It's like lawn mower repairmen questioning an auto mechanic's ability to fix his own car." - Brad Ausmus (on the media questioning players)
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« Reply #26 on: July 31, 2009, 01:27:42 PM » |
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"How to communicate concisely and effectively" - Noe in Austin
The irony of this post is not lost on me. |
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« Reply #27 on: July 31, 2009, 01:28:58 PM » |
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The irony of this post is not lost on me.
Thanks! (Hey, I did it again, woo-hoo!) |
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"It's like lawn mower repairmen questioning an auto mechanic's ability to fix his own car." - Brad Ausmus (on the media questioning players)
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« Reply #28 on: July 31, 2009, 01:39:10 PM » |
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No one knows what the fuck you're doing here.
hth
Ain't that the truth. |
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« Reply #29 on: July 31, 2009, 01:40:44 PM » |
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It's the cover of a book.
"Combating Ignorance" by Scott Barzilla.
I looked it up, and this isn't a textbook or instruction manual ... it's a NOVEL. "A teacher takes on the challenges of dealing with the everyday woes of the classroom, in this novel written by real-life teacher Scott Barzilla.
Fictional high school teacher Jack Sutherford has taught for ten years. When he first began his career, he was very optimistic. But his optimism and enthusiasm has faded as he faces challenges and has to fight daily battles with administration, counselors, fellow teachers, students and parents.
In Combating Ignorance, Sutherford shares his insights on educational programs and trends, good and bad, he has seen throughout his career. The book provides hope for our educational system and an insightful glimpse into what a teacher’s life is really like." |
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Alkie
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« Reply #30 on: July 31, 2009, 01:45:59 PM » |
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What kind of egomaniac creates a 97%-based-on-real-life fictional character who describes what his every day life is actually like and then publishes it in some sort of public medium so others can read it and feel like they now understand what his life is really like just to get attention?
I mean really.
That's just sad.
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« Reply #31 on: July 31, 2009, 01:48:46 PM » |
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I looked it up, and this isn't a textbook or instruction manual ... it's a NOVEL.
"A teacher takes on the challenges of dealing with the everyday woes of the classroom, in this novel written by real-life teacher Scott Barzilla.
Fictional high school teacher Jack Sutherford has taught for ten years. When he first began his career, he was very optimistic. But his optimism and enthusiasm has faded as he faces challenges and has to fight daily battles with administration, counselors, fellow teachers, students and parents.
In Combating Ignorance, Sutherford shares his insights on educational programs and trends, good and bad, he has seen throughout his career. The book provides hope for our educational system and an insightful glimpse into what a teacher’s life is really like."
HOLY SHITBAGS!!1 THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME! JACK SUTHERFORD!!! |
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Alkie
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« Reply #32 on: July 31, 2009, 01:50:14 PM » |
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JACK SUTHERFORD!!!
I know, huh. You'd think he'd have a better porn name for himself. Like Dick Thunder. |
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« Reply #33 on: July 31, 2009, 01:52:49 PM » |
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Andyzipp
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« Reply #34 on: July 31, 2009, 01:54:36 PM » |
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"No problem, as it turns out no one made it except for my wife, parents, and daughter." |
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Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going "Ahhh, fuck! I thought I looked like that rock!"
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GreatBagwellsBeard
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« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2009, 01:55:15 PM » |
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I can't wait for the chapter where the achingly beautiful 16 year old (who's also a gifted writer), comes in to Sutherford's office for a meeting. She closed the door quietly behind and walked to my desk. She carried my revisions to her short story My Innocence in her arms; the binder pressed against her chest, making her D-cup breasts seem even larger. As she sat down across from me, I could almost see up her pink mini skirt. My mouth was dry like a really dry thing.
"Mr. Sutherford, I can't thank you enough for your encouragement. You really saw what I was trying to say. You are the biggest influence in my life." She bit her lip.
"Please, call me Jack." |
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He's a very sad case. He thinks he's Ethel Merman.
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Craig
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« Reply #36 on: July 31, 2009, 01:56:57 PM » |
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"Unfortunately, I am the only one that sells it in Houston. I've heard that Amazon sells it cheaper than face value." BTW, Scott, an English teacher would tell you to use " who sells it," not " that sells it." |
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"She said 'If you're from Texas, son,
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Alkie
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« Reply #37 on: July 31, 2009, 01:57:47 PM » |
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I can't wait for the chapter where the achingly beautiful 16 year old (who's also a gifted writer), comes in to Sutherford's office for a meeting.
Again, I bet I actually laugh out loud at this site maybe once a week or so. This worked. |
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« Reply #38 on: July 31, 2009, 01:58:47 PM » |
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"No problem, as it turns out no one made it except for my wife, parents, and daughter."
Normally, I'd have felt really bad for that guy. But that guy was Barzilla. So nevermind. Time to go back and read the Barzilla Threads. Link anyone? |
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« Reply #39 on: July 31, 2009, 02:10:20 PM » |
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What kind of egomaniac creates a 97%-based-on-real-life fictional character who describes what his every day life is actually like and then publishes it in some sort of public medium so others can read it and feel like they now understand what his life is really like just to get attention?
I mean really.
That's just sad.
You can get away with it if you're Woody Allen...but if you're Scott Barzilla, not so much. |
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