utastro
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« on: July 21, 2009, 11:45:45 PM » |
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What is with the Coards and the Porn Staches?
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Bench
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« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2009, 11:46:56 PM » |
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Wait 'till you see Carpenter's. It takes the cake.
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utastro
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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2009, 11:54:08 PM » |
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Is this a team bonding/unity thing? Does Pooholes have a stache too? I personally much prefer the ZZ Top beards that Baggy and I think Camy wore coming out of spring training one year. Didn't they try to get Bidge to grow one also?
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« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2009, 12:16:25 AM » |
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Is this a team bonding/unity thing? Does Pooholes have a stache too? I personally much prefer the ZZ Top beards that Baggy and I think Camy wore coming out of spring training one year. Didn't they try to get Bidge to grow one also?
Bidge is still trying. |
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Navin R Johnson
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« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2009, 01:08:00 AM » |
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They look like a Magnum PI convention.
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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2009, 06:05:08 AM » |
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I keep my porn stash on an external hard drive.
Thinking ahead, I also have a friend assigned to the task of removing said EHD from my house, should I perish before my dear mother.
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« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2009, 07:36:31 AM » |
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They look like a Magnum PI convention.
They're probably Regular PI, not Magnum. These are the Co-ards. |
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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2009, 08:24:50 AM » |
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Seems like everyone in the starting lineup, save Poo-holes and Yadier, is sporting a hideous 'stache. I think we should call the ridiculous ring around Yadier's mug, "The Dirty Toiletseat."
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Gizzmonic
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« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2009, 08:26:08 AM » |
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They're probably Regular PI, not Magnum. These are the Co-ards.
You've been nominated! |
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« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2009, 09:13:13 AM » |
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Thinking ahead, I also have a friend assigned to the task of removing said EHD from my house, should I perish before my dear mother.
An excellent Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, btw. |
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JackAstro
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« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2009, 09:31:09 AM » |
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What is with the Coards and the Porn Staches?
I asked this very question of my trusted Cards source last night. His response... that my friend, is bonding. there are some great ones.ludwick looks like the guy i saw hanging out in his van by the park pleasuring himself |
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« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2009, 10:19:01 AM » |
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You've been nominated!
Seconded. |
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« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2009, 10:22:17 AM » |
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They all pretty much look like this guy: Hideous 1and his uncle... Hideous 2 |
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JackAstro
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« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2009, 10:22:43 AM » |
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Seconded.
I seconded it, you can be third. We have a frontrunner! |
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« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2009, 10:24:01 AM » |
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I seconded it, you can be third. We have a frontrunner!
Thirded, then. Three-wayed. Yes. |
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« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2009, 10:28:19 AM » |
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Thirded, then. Three-wayed. Yes.
Gizz, JA and strosrays in a three-way? Just lost my breakfast. And yesterday's birthday cake. |
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JackAstro
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« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2009, 10:31:19 AM » |
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Gizz, JA and strosrays in a three-way? Just lost my breakfast. And yesterday's birthday cake.
Right there with you. |
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« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2009, 10:33:33 AM » |
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Gizz, JA and strosrays in a three-way? Just lost my breakfast. And yesterday's birthday cake.
Wow, you must have been really disappointed at not being invited! My fiancee called the mustache a "cookieduster" last night when she was watching the game with me. That was pretty good, so I had to one-up her with JA's astonishing neologism ("cockbroom"). I think she was offended. |
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« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2009, 10:52:06 AM » |
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Wow, you must have been really disappointed at not being invited!
My fiancee called the mustache a "cookieduster" last night when she was watching the game with me. That was pretty good, so I had to one-up her with JA's astonishing neologism ("cockbroom"). I think she was offended.
" Dickduster, honey. It's called a dickduster." He says, while eating a cookie. |
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« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2009, 10:57:57 AM » |
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Wow, you must have been really disappointed at not being invited!
My fiancee called the mustache a "cookieduster" last night when she was watching the game with me. That was pretty good, so I had to one-up her with JA's astonishing neologism ("cockbroom"). I think she was offended.
your fiancee is a she? |
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