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Author Topic: Cardinals / Astros 8-29-07 Tall Tales of Lazarus and other Stories  (Read 5172 times)
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« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2007, 09:08:35 PM »

Sit down, Yorba Linda Jim!

Why does Yorba Linda sound like an insufferably nice place with sub-alpine temps and
bluebirds and stuff...?

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« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2007, 09:14:44 PM »



This is kind of delicious...

St. Louis stumbling and bumbling

"If the Cardinals do go on to win the division..tonight's game will not be in their highlight reel.."

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« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2007, 09:15:36 PM »

Was in the car briefly for a store run, listened to Milo and the gang. Drayton on the radio, trying to be waaay too friendly. This stuff is mostly paraphrased, but it's close to what was said.

Milo: So, you couldn't even be NOT busy on the off day, eh? (rather sarcastically)

Drayton: Yes, we had a very busy off day, we've got a lot of things going on, *blah blah blah* My good friend so-and-so is the Big Shot Something-Or-Other for Kroger, and he once told me, 'You can't ever be what you want to be if you don't change,' and I felt like he was right, and blah blah blah blah blah. Hey, Dave, did Milo tell you about his pen?

Dave: His...?

Milo: Yes, I've got a new pen.

Drayton: He's got a BEAUTIFUL new Mont Blanc pen, only the top CEOs of big-time corporations and companies have it, and now Milo's got is, and it does blah blah and hum hum ho hum, and you know, Milo, how when you get a new car, they get all this background information on you and run all sorts of checks on you?

Milo: Yeah...?

Drayton: Well, we had to do that for you, we had to fill out a whole bunch of paperwork and send it in, you know they check out people who buy these Mont Blanc pens, because they're very rare and it's a privilege to own them.

Milo: You had to fill out all that paperwork on me just to buy a pen, and they STILL let you buy it?!?


Nice little league mistake there by Miles, with Ankiel watching close by, to score Bidge.
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« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2007, 09:16:30 PM »



This is kind of delicious...

St. Louis stumbling and bumbling

Did someone tell them it was $2 pitcher night at Valhalla last night?
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« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2007, 09:20:26 PM »

Did someone tell them it was $2 pitcher night at Valhalla last night?


Isn't every night $2 pitcher night at Valhalla?
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« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2007, 09:21:51 PM »


Isn't every night $2 pitcher night at Valhalla?

They're gonna need cheese.

http://www.cheese.com/all.asp
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« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2007, 09:24:08 PM »

"Cecil Cooper is a much better manager tonight than he was last night."

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« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2007, 09:37:19 PM »

Nice to see the bases loaded with Astros, no outs, and PENCE!! up to bat.

Line drive RF... scores OBTYN... Aus held up at 3rd... Burke slides into 2nd... let's get this inning started!!!

La Roossa out to the mound, looking rather constipated. That's not gouda for his team's morale.
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« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2007, 09:38:10 PM »

They might.

They probably shouldn't.

Why the fuck not?  They can learn some valuable real world knowledge an' shit here!
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« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2007, 09:40:25 PM »

The Astros "Knockalara" runs on late...
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« Reply #30 on: August 29, 2007, 09:42:20 PM »

Bruntlett singles near 1st, PENCE!! tagged out on the way to 2nd, Brunlett in at 1st, Aus scores, Burke to 3rd.

Final hit of the inning, Twinkie GDP to 3rd, guys out at 2nd and 1st.

Just showed the replay of that Edmonds catch in the 5th... I heard that on the radio and Milo was rather dazed at the time. Now I see why.
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« Reply #31 on: August 29, 2007, 09:43:09 PM »

First time I've seen the catch by Anahiem Jimmy.  Didn't someone come in here a while back and insist that he would intentionally play shallow so he could get highlight reel plays and Web Gems by having to dive for everything?  I don't think he intended for that one to happen.
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« Reply #32 on: August 29, 2007, 09:45:29 PM »

Oh oh oh... La Roooossa arguing with the home plate ump again... trying to get tossed to motivate his team, or just in a sour mood because the cheese whacked up his intestines?
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« Reply #33 on: August 29, 2007, 09:46:02 PM »

Every fucking game, somehow Tony LaRussa manages to drop his pants and wave his ass at everybody. 
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« Reply #34 on: August 29, 2007, 09:46:30 PM »

Oh oh oh... La Roooossa arguing with the home plate ump again... trying to get tossed to motivate his team, or just in a sour mood because the cheese whacked up his intestines?

He needed a drink.
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« Reply #35 on: August 29, 2007, 09:46:56 PM »

First time I've seen the catch by Anahiem Jimmy.  Didn't someone come in here a while back and insist that he would intentionally play shallow so he could get highlight reel plays and Web Gems by having to dive for everything?  I don't think he intended for that one to happen.

Yeah, he's slow.  I saw Jason Lane make that play in his back pocket about 2 weeks ago.
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« Reply #36 on: August 29, 2007, 09:47:26 PM »

My older son just came out here to get a drink of water and saw Taguchi at bat. His comment? "He looks like a happy Asian. Does he know you tell people to kiss your Taguchi, Mom?"
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« Reply #37 on: August 29, 2007, 09:49:57 PM »

great game all the way around. roy is the man...

congrats, cecil cooper. hopefully you'll coach many more wins than losses.
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« Reply #38 on: August 29, 2007, 09:50:12 PM »

He needed a drink.

Don't we most all...


Astros "Roule" 


Goodnight kids..make sure Dad tells you bad words are OK sometimes!
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« Reply #39 on: August 29, 2007, 09:50:31 PM »

Symmetry.   Except for the Roy sparkle, a second listless game in a row. 
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