TheWalrusIsAl
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« Reply #80 on: May 24, 2007, 09:55:52 PM » |
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Remember that time there was an all out brawl with the Expos a few years back - and John Cangelosi jumped Jeff Juden's shit?
The thought of remember that moment is far more exciting than this baseball game.
Snyder grounds out - 5-3
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MRaup
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« Reply #81 on: May 24, 2007, 09:56:14 PM » |
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Bottom 4th
Wandy is inexplicably still pitching.
Drew - K on a big swing on a little pitch
Wandy is having innings like Ensberg used to have years. Good. Awful. Great. DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP! |
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"Your words yield destruction, sorrow and are meant just to hate and hurt..." - Das
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TheWalrusIsAl
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« Reply #82 on: May 24, 2007, 09:57:32 PM » |
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Owings flies to right - side retired.
Next inning - return of the good guys! and more Milo-ese! And Junction Jack, too!*
*Junction Jack appearance subject to change.
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« Reply #83 on: May 24, 2007, 09:59:04 PM » |
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Bottom 4th
Wandy is inexplicably still pitching.
This team won't score anyways, so I'd rather give Wandy the chance to battle. White's been used up, Lidge has a boo boo on his knee, Moehler's pitching like shit right now....let Wandy work his way through six. |
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TheWalrusIsAl
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« Reply #84 on: May 24, 2007, 10:00:52 PM » |
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And we're back from beautiful Minute Maid Stadium in bright Chicago! Boy...1958 was a heckuva year.
Now Biggio
Don't forget Teeeeeeeeeheeeeheeeddy Bear after the game!
And ...whoa! Now that's going to have to start a....you...coconut!
He'll get up and now....ooooh...one out!
(Bidge ducks a fast one aimed at his brain...flies to center.)
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« Reply #85 on: May 24, 2007, 10:02:15 PM » |
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Remember that time there was an all out brawl with the Expos a few years back - and John Cangelosi jumped Jeff Juden's shit?
The thought of remember that moment is far more exciting than this baseball game.
... and Moises Alou sucker punched Terry Collins... |
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TheWalrusIsAl
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« Reply #86 on: May 24, 2007, 10:02:40 PM » |
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Mike Lamb your batter now. It's time for the Dodge Goodyear Listerine scoreboard show...brought to you by
Tomorrow is dollar hot dog night!
AND he'll sit down two away!
Ash? Where's the scoreboard Ash?
(Lamb K's)
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« Reply #87 on: May 24, 2007, 10:03:56 PM » |
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JD: Eric Byrnes eats worms
Nice MASH ref... |
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TheWalrusIsAl
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« Reply #88 on: May 24, 2007, 10:04:28 PM » |
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That'll bring up Berkman!
Boy, this guy is just fun to wach, Ash! Let's welcome the large group from First Methodist, from Budweiser and from The Giant Dildo Manufacturers of Lebanon!
We go to the bottom of the 12th tied 4 to Red!
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« Reply #89 on: May 24, 2007, 10:04:39 PM » |
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... and Moises Alou sucker punched Terry Collins...
And he'd do it again. I agree with him. |
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The Spleen
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« Reply #90 on: May 24, 2007, 10:05:50 PM » |
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And he'd do it again.
I agree with him.
Concur. |
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« Reply #91 on: May 24, 2007, 10:06:19 PM » |
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ok...I just got on, so I have to ask what the fuck was Lee thinking? I don't care if you are getting waved in, you stop. If you ran through the sign on that play your a freaking idiot. Holy crap somebodies ass better be paying for that one.
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« Reply #92 on: May 24, 2007, 10:06:49 PM » |
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Holy crap somebodies ass better be paying for that one.
Ours? |
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« Reply #93 on: May 24, 2007, 10:08:06 PM » |
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Dear whoever the fuck the home plate umpire is.
You fucking suck donkey assholes.
A warning? Fuck off. This isn't fucking little league. If we were going to retaliate, it would've been a helluva lot worse than that.
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"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer." - Norm.
"Your words yield destruction, sorrow and are meant just to hate and hurt..." - Das
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TheWalrusIsAl
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« Reply #94 on: May 24, 2007, 10:08:18 PM » |
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Hairston pinch hitting for Truman - and he's out!
Now there's a pitch - whoa! This is going to .... hey!
Now you don't want to start - and Phil will come out.
We'll pause now for station identification - we're on KYKY in Laredo, KKK3 in Orange and the Flag! Flag! KTRH!
The Captian with you - and he'll go to first, boy oh boy...
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« Reply #95 on: May 24, 2007, 10:08:38 PM » |
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« Reply #96 on: May 24, 2007, 10:08:48 PM » |
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ok...I just got on, so I have to ask what the fuck was Lee thinking? I don't care if you are getting waved in, you stop. If you ran through the sign on that play your a freaking idiot. Holy crap somebodies ass better be paying for that one.
In Soviet Russia, stop sign runs through you. Josef Stalin just might be the spark this team needs... |
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« Reply #97 on: May 24, 2007, 10:09:35 PM » |
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ok...I just got on, so I have to ask what the fuck was Lee thinking? I don't care if you are getting waved in, you stop. If you ran through the sign on that play your a freaking idiot. Holy crap somebodies ass better be paying for that one.
You know Manso waved him in as well as I do. I'd make a better third base coach blindfolded than Manso when it comes to sending/holding runners. |
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« Reply #98 on: May 24, 2007, 10:09:50 PM » |
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Now the big right hander Hudson - he'll send one to center, Pants picks it up and he'll stay at first!
Administaff is good for small business. Houston!
First and second, 2 out - we're live!
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« Reply #99 on: May 24, 2007, 10:10:12 PM » |
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You know, this is just piss pour baseball at it's finest. To be honest, I'm only watching right now to see if Pence can do something. It's like slowing down for a car wreck.
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