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Author Topic: Astros in the Desert - 5/24/07  (Read 12071 times)
Ty in Tampa
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« Reply #40 on: May 24, 2007, 09:08:11 PM »

single, double, triple, double, double.
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« Reply #41 on: May 24, 2007, 09:08:18 PM »

Someone try for a mulligan

Snyder K's swinging.

End of 1st, 4-0 Arizona.

Mercy.
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« Reply #42 on: May 24, 2007, 09:08:28 PM »

Jesus Christ...

If the Astros are looking for lefties that can throw BP, I'm a shit load cheaper than Wandy. And I'll at least bean a few guys on the way to the loss.
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« Reply #43 on: May 24, 2007, 09:11:14 PM »

Palmeiro - soft liner to short.

1 out.
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« Reply #44 on: May 24, 2007, 09:11:56 PM »

Ausmus - NICE looking double down RF line - bounces just fair and stays in play.
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« Reply #45 on: May 24, 2007, 09:13:59 PM »

I'm going to do the rest of this inning in Milo-ese.

Everett the batter, gotta get him off the schnide!

And that one...whoa! Gotta watch those...hey!  Welcome to the fine folks from Administaff!

(Everett HBP - 1st/2nd 1 out)
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« Reply #46 on: May 24, 2007, 09:14:47 PM »

We are really bailing Owings out.
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« Reply #47 on: May 24, 2007, 09:14:52 PM »

Holy shit, Ausmus.

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« Reply #48 on: May 24, 2007, 09:15:34 PM »

Mediocrity never tasted so good! WANDY...!
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« Reply #49 on: May 24, 2007, 09:16:25 PM »

Is Wandy's arm good enough to be an everyday RFer?
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« Reply #50 on: May 24, 2007, 09:16:42 PM »

Now - hey!  And Ausmus..they're gonna...OUT!  Back to second!  Almost!

(Ausmus picked off 2nd by Synder - tagged out between 2nd and 3rd.  EVerett advances to 2nd, just barely gets there in time).

Now Wandy!  And that's always the thing that happens!

(Wandy hits a single to right, score Everett, 4-1 Snakes).

Now Bidge.  We'll see you after this word from CONtinental Airlines.

(Bidge lines to right, inning over)
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« Reply #51 on: May 24, 2007, 09:18:26 PM »

Now - hey!  And Ausmus..they're gonna...OUT!  Back to second!  Almost!

(Ausmus picked off 2nd by Synder - tagged out between 2nd and 3rd.  EVerett advances to 2nd, just barely gets there in time).

Now Wandy!  And that's always the thing that happens!

(Wandy hits a single to right, score Everett, 4-1 Snakes).

Now Bidge.  We'll see you after this word from CONtinental Airlines.

(Bidge lines to right, inning over)

If you're not doing that verbatim, that's fucking good.
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« Reply #52 on: May 24, 2007, 09:19:03 PM »

Owings grounds to AE - 1 away.
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« Reply #53 on: May 24, 2007, 09:20:32 PM »

Young - K's looking. 2 away.

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« Reply #54 on: May 24, 2007, 09:21:48 PM »

Jackson - pops to Bidge. Side retired.

4-1 Rattlers
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« Reply #55 on: May 24, 2007, 09:22:25 PM »

Now - hey!  And Ausmus..they're gonna...OUT!  Back to second!  Almost!

(Ausmus picked off 2nd by Synder - tagged out between 2nd and 3rd.  EVerett advances to 2nd, just barely gets there in time).

Now Wandy!  And that's always the thing that happens!

(Wandy hits a single to right, score Everett, 4-1 Snakes).

Now Bidge.  We'll see you after this word from CONtinental Airlines.

(Bidge lines to right, inning over)

(golf claps)
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« Reply #56 on: May 24, 2007, 09:22:56 PM »

Something to kill the commercial break

http://en.wikipedia.org/w..._of_films_shot_in_Arizona
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« Reply #57 on: May 24, 2007, 09:24:24 PM »

My craving for cookies will cause this half inning to go ignored.  But let me guess...


Lamb K
Berkman single
Lee GIDP?

We'll see...
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« Reply #58 on: May 24, 2007, 09:24:32 PM »

Lamb---yucky swing. Walrus is right on schedule.
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« Reply #59 on: May 24, 2007, 09:26:51 PM »

Something to kill the commercial break

http://en.wikipedia.org/w..._of_films_shot_in_Arizona

That's not a lot of movies. No Raising Arizona? Grand Canyon was good.
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