The Spleen
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« Reply #100 on: May 24, 2007, 10:10:58 PM » |
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Hairston pinch hitting for Truman - and he's out!
Now there's a pitch - whoa! This is going to .... hey!
Now you don't want to start - and Phil will come out.
We'll pause now for station identification - we're on KYKY in Laredo, KKK3 in Orange and the Flag! Flag! KTRH!
The Captian with you - and he'll go to first, boy oh boy...
Milo's been looking forward to this trip all year. Nothing beats Arizona peyote... |
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otterjb
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« Reply #101 on: May 24, 2007, 10:11:09 PM » |
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Let's welcome the The Giant Dildo Manufacturers of Lebanon!
Come one, come all... |
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TheWalrusIsAl
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« Reply #102 on: May 24, 2007, 10:11:43 PM » |
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Lamb willlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll NOT make the play!
He's gotta get off the schnide! (gurgle, gurgle, unintelligible)
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How can you ask me a question like that? Do you ask The Beatles that??
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MRaup
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The goddamn Germans ain't got nothin to do with it
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« Reply #103 on: May 24, 2007, 10:13:46 PM » |
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Look at Quentin's reaction... That ball didn't hit him. Fuck you Phil Coozi or however you spell it.
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"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer." - Norm.
"Your words yield destruction, sorrow and are meant just to hate and hurt..." - Das
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T. J.
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« Reply #104 on: May 24, 2007, 10:13:53 PM » |
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FUCK! BULLSHIT! THAT WAS OVER THE FUCKING PLATE EVEN IF IT DID HIT HIM! AND IT DIDN'T!
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TheWalrusIsAl
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« Reply #105 on: May 24, 2007, 10:16:03 PM » |
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Aaaaaaaand that'll score the run. Here comes Art to argue the call.
When did they build this stadium? It sure doesn't beat Crosley Field.
Now Drew, he leads the league in pants. MIKE The "Loose" Cannon...he does something around here...so I'll say his name.
That'll score the ....now a rundown...and that'll end the inning!
Ash will take you thru the 2nd - it's sandwich time!
ETA: Kent pays the rent! (only because that is the worst all time call of a franchise moment ever)
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How can you ask me a question like that? Do you ask The Beatles that??
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T. J.
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« Reply #106 on: May 24, 2007, 10:17:51 PM » |
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Aaaaaaaand that'll score the run. Here comes Art to argue the call.
When did they build this stadium? It sure doesn't beat Crosley Field.
Now Drew, he leads the league in pants. MIKE The "Loose" Cannon...he does something around here...so I'll say his name.
That'll score the ....now a rundown...and that'll end the inning!
Ash will take you thru the 2nd - it's sandwich time!
You're not fooling us. You ARE Milo. Don't have anything better to do on your day off for a road game? Go to bed old man. |
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Joey Trum
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« Reply #107 on: May 24, 2007, 10:18:32 PM » |
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monkey. fucking. a. football.
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T. J.
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« Reply #108 on: May 24, 2007, 10:18:41 PM » |
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Better TV on right now: Al Gore on the Daily Show.
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Frobie
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« Reply #109 on: May 24, 2007, 10:18:57 PM » |
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Lamb willlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll NOT make the play!
He's gotta get off the schnide! (gurgle, gurgle, unintelligible)
These have been much more interesting than the game tonight. Thanks. Don't forget to welcome Rex Kramer, Ted Striker, and the entire TransAmerican Airlines family to the ballpark. |
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The Spleen
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« Reply #110 on: May 24, 2007, 10:19:50 PM » |
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Ash will take you thru the 2nd - it's sandwich time!
"Sandwich" in this case refers to a shroom cap wrapped in two tabs of blotter... |
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otterjb
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« Reply #111 on: May 24, 2007, 10:20:11 PM » |
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fuck. cock. balls.
shit.
taint.
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mihoba
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R.I.P. Mike. The boy inside you is now free.
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« Reply #112 on: May 24, 2007, 10:20:49 PM » |
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It will be a crying fucking shame to let this scrub off the hook with only a single run allowed.
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"Baseball is simply a better game without the DH. "
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JaneDoe
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« Reply #113 on: May 24, 2007, 10:22:00 PM » |
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That happened, what, 20 minutes ago?
By the way, the roof IS open.
Yes it did, but I could not log on the site. Internet encountered a problem. That is why I asked if OWA had a brain fart. |
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"My hammy is a little tight. I wish I was like Ausmus. He's Jewish and isn't allowed to have a pulled hamstring."
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Joey Trum
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« Reply #114 on: May 24, 2007, 10:22:33 PM » |
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this is my first exposure to mark grace as color man. wow!
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The Spleen
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« Reply #115 on: May 24, 2007, 10:23:43 PM » |
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I’m trying to imagine what it’s going to be like to spend the next few years following a horrid, absolutely dog-awful baseball team… not even a sloppy fun clownshoes beer league bad team that loses 13-9 every night… but an utterly soul destroying sulking in the corner of the coffee shop behind a haze of clove smoke high school reject Camus-quoting pasty frail all in black gets blown out 2-0 bored with life ballclub…
FUCK.
ME.
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MRaup
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The goddamn Germans ain't got nothin to do with it
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« Reply #116 on: May 24, 2007, 10:26:10 PM » |
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Remember when Brian Moehler didn't suck?
Me either.
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"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer." - Norm.
"Your words yield destruction, sorrow and are meant just to hate and hurt..." - Das
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« Reply #117 on: May 24, 2007, 10:26:25 PM » |
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Moehler throwing BP again.
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matadorph
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« Reply #118 on: May 24, 2007, 10:26:43 PM » |
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mihoba
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« Reply #119 on: May 24, 2007, 10:26:56 PM » |
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Remember when Brian Moehler didn't suck?
Me either.
Meat pitch. |
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