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		<title>Fuck You, Bud</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The President, he&#8217;s got his war Folks don&#8217;t know just what it&#8217;s for Nobody gives us rhyme or reason Have one doubt, they call it treason We&#8217;re chicken-feathers, all without one nut. Damn it! Tryin&#8217; to make it real — compared to what? I was going to try to write this piece without using the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sanchez squeezes off St. Louis steamer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Monday, September 26th, 2011 Turds 4 Astros 5 W: New Dad! &#124; L: Don&#8217;t ask Dotel It&#8217;s come down to this. A season as awful as many of us have ever witnessed comes to a close with a chance to fuck up the shit of a hated rival. As much as I would love to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.spikesnstars.com/2011/09/28/sanchez-squeezes-off-st-louis-steamer/</link>
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		<title>Changes are Coming</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Cardinals 13, Astros 6 W:Sanchez (3-1)L:Del Rosario (0-3) Boxscore and Recap This game was like many this season, the Astros scored some runs and the bullpen lost it. I do not think many that paid attention this season are surpised. Some of us still except the boys in mud and blood to win every game [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cards @ Astros&#8230;.Don&#8217;t Forget to Squush the Turds on the Way Out</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Only three days left till the beginning of the 2011 Void.  Another baseball season has come and gone; Limey&#8217;s Scarlett told Ryan she just doesn&#8217;t give a damn, Thunderpants is now perfecting his g00gly-eyed face melting roaming of right field as a pHucking pHillie, and Sweet Baby Bourn is tomahawk chopping his way to a possible playoff berth.  Despite all of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.spikesnstars.com/2011/09/26/cards-astros-dont-forget-to-squush-the-turds-on-the-way-out/</link>
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		<title>Fan Humiliation Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Deliverance was visited on the Astros in their last Sunday game of the season.]]></description>
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		<title>Play Shuffle: Rockies @ Astros Series Preview</title>
		<description><![CDATA[At the risk of sounding like a certain Apple-whoring Brit, I've got a technology story to tell.  A friend sent me a Spotify invite about a month ago, and it's been a huge part of my life ever since.  For those of you who are unfamiliar, Spotify is a music streaming service, popular overseas and just recently available Stateside.  Everything is on Spotify. Everything.  No indie band is too obscure, no B-side too rare.  And the way I've been using it reminds me of this year's Astros.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.spikesnstars.com/2011/09/23/play-shuffle-rockies-astros-series-preview/</link>
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		<title>#54</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Rockies 6, Astros 9 W: Sosa (3-5) L: White (3-3) SV: Melancon (20) Box Score and Recap The Astros notched their 54th win of the season. Earlier this year I hoped they would make it to 55 wins. Looking kind of good for that. I don&#8217;t want to put all my hopes in one at-bat. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.spikesnstars.com/2011/09/23/54/</link>
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		<title>Astros at Reds &#8211; Slogging Toward The Finish Line</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After a rather lackluster couple of games with the (Fuck the) Cubs, the Astros continue their final death march road trip of the season against the Red Legs. Things have been a lot more bearable game watching-wise since the youth movement began in earnest, but seeing just how terrible this team has been all season is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.spikesnstars.com/2011/09/19/astros-at-reds-slogging-toward-the-finish-line/</link>
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		<title>Maybe You Saw It. I Didn&#8217;t.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The network that isn't good enough for football is good enough for the crusty leftovers that are Your Houston Astros.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.spikesnstars.com/2011/09/18/maybe-you-saw-it-i-didnt/</link>
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		<title>FLESH AND BLOOD</title>
		<description><![CDATA[CHICAGO Immature Ursines 2, HOUSTON Tragic Spacemen 1 September 17, 2011 Already-Been-Chewed Field WP: Don’t Know LP: Don’t Care SV: We are beyond saving, fucker CHICAGO (SnS) – The unmighty Houston Astros ended a long season-long struggle here tonight on the North Side of Chicago . . . Chicago, the City of Feminine Shoulders, the [...]]]></description>
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