Thursday, May 23, 2013

Archive for the ‘Series Previews’ Category

NUMBER 9, NUMBER 9, NUMBER 9, NUMBER 9 …

Posted by Dark Star On May - 20 - 2013

May 20-22, 2013

Kansas City Royals (20-20) vs. Houston Astros (12-32)

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Things Aren’t What They Seem To Be…

Posted by Ron Brand On May - 15 - 2013

contributed by Mr. Happy

Astros @ Pirates
PNC Park May 17-19

May 17 6:05 p.m. CDT (Jordan Lyles (R) v. Jeanmar Gomez (R))
May 18 6:05 p.m. CDT (Erik Bedard (L) v. A.J. Burnett (R))
May 19 12:35 p.m. CDT (Bud Norris (R) v. Jeff Locke (L))

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Rangers at Astros – Hate Is A Strong Word

Posted by MRaup On May - 10 - 2013

Actually, hate isn’t a strong enough word. I despise the Rangers. I can’t fucking stand them. Their smug fucking smirks when they talk down about the Astros like the Rangers are the fucking Yankees and the Astros are the fucking Cubs. They’re a bunch of bandwagon dicknoses, and there are few things worse than a bunch of fans that only come out of the woodwork when their team finally manages to not suck for a few years. And now we have to play in the same division as the cocksuckers?  FUCK!

Minute Maid Park

Friday, May 10th, 7:10pm CSN, MLB.tv (Or Rangers Broadcast on TXA-21 if you can handle the smug fuckery of their announcers)

Saturday, May 11th, 6:10pm CSN, MLB.tv (Or Rangers Broadcast on FSSW if you can handle the smug fuckery of their announcers)

Sunday, May 12th, 1:10pm (Or Rangers Broadcast on FSSW if you can handle the smug fuckery of their announcers)

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Nuts!

Posted by Noe in Austin On May - 6 - 2013

When an American paratrooper unit was trapped in Bastogne during the Battle of the Bulge, the Germans (those dastardly fascist) offered terms of surrender for the G.I. troops. Surrender terms were taken to the C.O. who promptly sent word back to the German messenger. A one word response:“Nuts”

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Tigers @ Astros Series Preview

Posted by Ebby Calvin On May - 2 - 2013

UNLESS

Someone like you cares a whole awful lot

Nothing is going to get better

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The Decline and Fall of the Yankee Empire

Posted by Ron Brand On April - 29 - 2013

contributed by Music Man

Astros at Yankees, April 29 – May 1, 2013

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