May 20-22, 2013
Kansas City Royals (20-20) vs. Houston Astros (12-32)
Archive for the ‘Series Previews’ Category
Things Aren’t What They Seem To Be…
On May - 15 - 2013
contributed by Mr. Happy
Astros @ Pirates
PNC Park May 17-19
May 17 6:05 p.m. CDT (Jordan Lyles (R) v. Jeanmar Gomez (R))
May 18 6:05 p.m. CDT (Erik Bedard (L) v. A.J. Burnett (R))
May 19 12:35 p.m. CDT (Bud Norris (R) v. Jeff Locke (L))
Rangers at Astros – Hate Is A Strong Word
On May - 10 - 2013
Actually, hate isn’t a strong enough word. I despise the Rangers. I can’t fucking stand them. Their smug fucking smirks when they talk down about the Astros like the Rangers are the fucking Yankees and the Astros are the fucking Cubs. They’re a bunch of bandwagon dicknoses, and there are few things worse than a bunch of fans that only come out of the woodwork when their team finally manages to not suck for a few years. And now we have to play in the same division as the cocksuckers? FUCK!
Minute Maid Park
Friday, May 10th, 7:10pm CSN, MLB.tv (Or Rangers Broadcast on TXA-21 if you can handle the smug fuckery of their announcers)
Saturday, May 11th, 6:10pm CSN, MLB.tv (Or Rangers Broadcast on FSSW if you can handle the smug fuckery of their announcers)
Sunday, May 12th, 1:10pm (Or Rangers Broadcast on FSSW if you can handle the smug fuckery of their announcers)
Nuts!
On May - 6 - 2013
When an American paratrooper unit was trapped in Bastogne during the Battle of the Bulge, the Germans (those dastardly fascist) offered terms of surrender for the G.I. troops. Surrender terms were taken to the C.O. who promptly sent word back to the German messenger. A one word response:“Nuts”
Tigers @ Astros Series Preview
On May - 2 - 2013
UNLESS
Someone like you cares a whole awful lot
Nothing is going to get better
The Decline and Fall of the Yankee Empire
On April - 29 - 2013