Saturday, September 4, 2010

Archive for the ‘Series Previews’ Category

The Astros are coming home for a quick series after a long-ass road trip. They lost two out of three to both the Marlins and the goddamn Mets, but they also pulled off a five-game winning streak including four against the Phillies. Hopefully the veterans reminded everyone to wipe their dicks on the curtains before leaving Philadelphia. Now the Astros come home for three games against the Shitbirds before going right back on the road.

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DON’T LOSE YOUR COOL

Posted by strosrays On August - 27 - 2010

SEASONS IN HELL, VOL. II, NO. 7

August 27- August 29, 2010

Astros (58-69) vs. Mets (63-64)

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The (Brotherly) Love Boat: Astros @ Phillies Series Preview

Posted by GreatBagwellsBeard On August - 23 - 2010

When it first debuted, I was a huge fan of the show 30 Rock.  Great cast, great writing, great chemistry between the leads.  Somewhere along the line, it started to get a bit lazy, though.  It still has the ability to absolutely nail jokes here and there, but it’s not razor-sharp like it used to be.  (Trust me, this is going somewhere.)

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Astros @ Florida Summer’s Almost Over…

Posted by JaneDoe On August - 20 - 2010

Just in time for back to school, the Astros hop on a plane and fly to the Sunshine State for the last trip to the beach of the 2010 season.  Time for last minute sunburns that you hope will ripen into a golden brown tan that doesn’t fade until Spring.  Or you can just treat yourself to a trip to Puerto Rico, and come back to make us all jealous with your bronzed glow…but that is another story.

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Mets at Astros: I See Your Schwartz is as Big as Mine

Posted by Limey On August - 16 - 2010

If you ignore the Pirates, and why wouldn’t you as they have been mathematically eliminated from major league baseball, the Mets and the Astros sport the two most anaemic offenses in the National League.  Between them they are last and second-to-last in batting average, runs scored, hits, RBI, on-base percentage and slugging.  That stinks worse than…New Jersey! Read the rest of this entry »

Pirates @ Astros, 8/13 – 8/15/10 — A Ratings Nightmare

Posted by Craig On August - 12 - 2010

Contributed by Ebby Calvin

I am deeply sorry to report that Mark will not be here for this Pirates Preview.  Instead, you get me.  The guy who knows nothing about baseball.  The guy who’s been out of town since before Oswalt was traded and hasn’t watched a live Astros game since.  The guy who talks about himself in the 3rd person.   Yup, me.

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