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Cards @ Astros Game 1 Preview

Posted by JaneDoe On May - 4 - 2012

Due to craziness at work, this Series Preview will be abbreviated for the time being….

The defending World Series champs make their first trip to Minute Maid this year, with a bit of a different look than last season when they doubled up on the Astros with a record of 10 wins and 5 losses. First of all, they no longer have a hole of poo……Mr. Lidgelighter has made the move to the AL and went from being second place to the Almighty down to a mere plebian. In fact, Mr. Pooh of the Hole is currently without a HR and has only 5 RBI……one month into the 2012 season. Let’s revel in this just a minute or two: Pujols’ .202 BA would rank him 14th on the Astros, just above Bud Norris. His OBP of .245 would secure the 13th spot in the Astros order, while his 5 RBI places him at 11th, just behind Downs. I don’t know about the rest of you, but there is just a little bit of glee that that infamous smirk has been bitch-slapped off his face. But I digress…..on to tonight’s game.

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Broom for you!

Posted by BudGirl On May - 3 - 2012

Monday, April 30th – Mets 3, Astros 4 MLB recap
Tuesday, May 1st – Mets 3, Astros 6 MLB recap
Wednesday, May 2nd – Mets 1, Astros 8 MLB recap

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Oh, Come On. Don’t Just Give It Away.

Posted by Ron Brand On April - 29 - 2012

Reds 6, Astros 5

W: Ondrusek
L: F. Rodriguez

Jordan Lyles returned to the bigs Sunday, at least for one game. This was a fairly important one to the Astros, since it represented not only a chance to even the road trip, to take a series from Cincinnati at home for the first time in years, and also to see just how well young Lyles would perform against a tough hitting club.

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It’s Piranha Time, Baybee!

Posted by Noe in Austin On April - 27 - 2012

Get the Hell Out of Texas, You Scum

Posted by Ron Brand On April - 22 - 2012

Houston 12, Hollywood Nancy Boys Nada

WP – Wandy
LP – June Cleaver’s Brother

Hokey smokes, Bullwinkle – who ARE these guys? Kicking it around and waving feebly the rest of the week, but on getaway day these new Astros are deadly. Don’t pack those bags early or you’ll get caught napping at the station, pal.

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UNDER THE BIG BLACK SUN

Posted by Dark Star On April - 22 - 2012

Houston Astros (6-10) at Milwaukee Brewers (7-9)

The Piece Of Shit House That Bud Built
One Brewers Way
Milwaukee, WI  53214

“C’mon, it’s Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick ‘em up, we zip right out again. We’re not going to Moscow. It’s Czechoslovakia. It’s like going into Wisconsin.”

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