
You can't dust for vomit

You can't dust for vomit
Now that we’ve gotten the horrible play on words out of the way, on to the preview! Ah, who am I kidding. This is going to be full of bad plays on words, dick jokes, and general half-assery. Enjoy!
Astros 3, Nationals 4W: Tyler Clippard, L: Jeff Fulchino, S: Sean Burnett
Astros Recap
No Game Zone
Astros at Nationals, 9/20/2010
Astros 8, gNats 2
W: Norris (9-8), L: Livan (10-12)
HR: Quintero(!) (4), Blum(!!) (2)
The Astros have won five of their last six series, and the one they didn’t win was a four-game split with the Dojers. Now they go on the road for the rest of the month before returning home to end the season against the dipshit Cubs.
Brewers 8, Astros 6
W: John Axford, L: Matt Lindstrom
There you have it, no more speculation. Could this be the next Lance Berkman or the next Chris Burke type pick? Time will tell.