Puma One Liners

• (Astros have 11 game Wed. win streak) 1 day ago
• "If I'm an Astros pitcher, I don't care who I'm facing or who I match up with. I just want to know if I can pitch on Wednesday." Deshaies 1 day ago
• "Stirrups? These things are horrendous. Its like playing the entire game standing on an extension cord." Geoff Blum, during TV broadcast 4 days ago
• "I'm retiring. I'm 1-0. Now I'm going to sign with the Heat." Bagwell, after the Astros beat the Pirates on his 1st day as hitting coach. 1 week ago
• "I take no responsibilty as hitting coach for his right-handed swing." Bagwell, to Wade, referring to Puma's less than pretty righty swing. 1 week ago