In a fitting tribute to the Astros’ 2009 campaign, I got myself neutered a couple of weeks ago. Well, snipped. Though “snipped” is a pretty weak descriptor for the violence done to my sack. And I think the doctor may have been a Co-Ards fan, though he did give me some pretty good drugs to get things started.
Archive for August, 2009
The Final Sacrifice
On August - 30 - 2009
As much as we’ve decried the lack of starting pitching that has plagued the Astros worst post-WS season, the offense has squandered some of the better quality starts, too. Today, Wandy was again the victim, taking the loss despite making only a few mistakes. That he’s accumulated nine losses says quite a lot about the offense and perhaps provides more damning evidence of the ill effects of Coop’s ceaseless lineup tinkering.
by the time they got to arizona…
On August - 29 - 2009
diamondbacks 9, astros 0
oh my god! what the fuck is going on here?!
by my count, your houston astros have allowed 39 runs over their last seven games. and yet, they are only 2-5 on their current roadtrip. a dead team? says who? hogwash!
Friday Night Wonders
On August - 28 - 2009
Astros 7, D-backs 14
W: Max Scherzer, L: Yorman Bazardo
“Lordy Jeetus, a W.”
On August - 28 - 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Astros 4
Turds 3
W: Valverde | L: McClellan
