Archive for April, 2006
Giants preview
By Foghorn
The Basics
What: Astros/Giants 3-Game series
When: Tuesday, April 11th at 9:15, FSSW
Wednesday, April 12th at 9:15, FSSW
Thursday, April 13th at 2:35, FSSW
Where: Pac Bell Park. Home of McCovey Cove, garlic fries and BalcoBrand Nachos, which tops a generous pile of tortilla chips with a mixture of queso, the Clear, the Cream, and concentrated testosterone. Interesting enough, in addition to causing fewer gastrointestinal problems than Sheriff Blaylock’s, it also packs on 15 pounds of muscle. Tastes better too.
MNDR 4/29: Albers all but invincible in CC win
Reds break through to defeat the Astros and nemesis Oswalt
Roy Oswalt , who was the only pitcher in major league history to go 15-0 against a team, had his winning streak broken with a 5-4 defeat Friday night in Cincinnati. Read the rest of this entry »
Reds Preview
By Foghorn
The Basics
What: Astros/Reds 3-Game series
When: Friday, April 28th at 6:10, FSSW
Saturday, April 29th at 12:15, FSSW
Sunday, April 30th at 12:15, FSSW
Where: The Great American Shitstain. Smokestacks, shitty chili and venereal disease. What a worthless town. Queen City my ass.
I’ve told this story before but it bears repeating. I was in Dayton on business and it so happened that I could adjust my schedule to see Opening Day back in 1998. Well, parking was non-existent and I didn’t feel like walking over the bridge from Kentucky so I blew off the game, found a BW3 near the University of Cincinnati and watched the game from the bar. Or at least tried to. I ordered some wings and a margarita and none of the three bar tenders there new how to make a fucking margarita. They didn’t even have a recipe book they could use. Fucking worthless town.
