Last offseason, the Astros made one of their biggest free-agent acquisitions ever with the signing of Jeff Kent. The former Most Valuable Player was expected to give the middle of the Houston batting order a boost.
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This Week's Winner: Alkie
"On behalf of Duchess Fredia of Zwolle and the character you came to know as "Alkie," I bid you Hotdamn and a greasy Serbian goodbye."
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