By Michael N

Editor’s note - This article originally appeared on AstrosConnection.com on April 23, 2000.
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By Tone Loc

Editor’s note - This article originally appeared on AstrosConnection.com on April 20, 2000.

Perhaps the most tiresome cliche in today’s corporate world is the “paradigm shift”, a fancy-sounding buzzword that’s been used to describe everything from the decade-long bull market to the emergence of Jesse Ventura to the popularity of bread machines. Like all overworked expressions, its utterance today draws more groans than a trip to the proctologist, but even so all such platitudes contain in them a grain of inspiration, and a paradigm shift is exactly the most appropriate term to describe the new on-field challenges that the move to Enron Field has thrust upon the Astro organization. Read the rest of this entry »

Editor’s note - This article originally appeared on AstrosConnection.com.

Dear Drayton,
First of all, as a life long fan of baseball and especially the Houston Astros, I’d like to thank you for putting a competitive team on the field since you took over the reins from John McMullen several years ago. I think sometimes I lose sight of what it was like to be a fan of a franchise where winning happened about as often as one of your current pitchers going more than an inning without giving up a homerun. Read the rest of this entry »

By Spider Pellini
Editor’s note - This article originally appeared on AstrosConnection.com on April 12, 2000.

Ok, so I stole the old Astros marketing slogan. Sumbitch just fits is all. Now I ain’t saying there’s not a lot to like about Mr. Dierker. All in all, he’s done a pretty fair country job. Especially handling them pitchers, now that’s a job would try the patience of a Saint. Pitchers just ain’t the same in the head as regular folks but they’re sorta like women, no matter how big a pain in the old keester they are you got to have ‘em around. Read the rest of this entry »

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Hello everybody! (Hello Dr. Zipp!) Welcome to another wonderful season of Astros baseball. Our motto for 2001 is “Welcome Home…if you have to pay 20 bucks for a hotdog and a beer while watching Rabbits and choo-choo trains in your house.” Read the rest of this entry »

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Due to the last minute bolting down of some seats in the nether-reaches of Enron Field, my father and I were able to continue our tradition of attending the Astros’ home opener.  Of course, being in Enron, it made the day that much more special, or so I would have been led to believe.  Let me tell you guys, Enron is not all it’s cracked up to be. Read the rest of this entry »