Friday, January 27, 2012

Sanchez squeezes off St. Louis steamer

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Monday, September 26th, 2011 Turds 4 Astros 5 W: New Dad! | L: Don’t ask Dotel

George Springer, 2011 First Round Pick

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There you have it, no more speculation. Could this be the next Lance Berkman or the next Chris Burke type pick? Time will tell.

Cards @ Astros….Don’t Forget to Squush the Turds on the Way Out

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Only three days left till the beginning of the 2011 Void.  Another baseball season has come and gone; Limey’s Scarlett told Ryan she just doesn’t give a damn, Thunderpants is now perfecting his g00gly-eyed face melting roaming of right field as a pHucking pHillie, and Sweet Baby Bourn is tomahawk chopping his way to a possible playoff berth.  Despite all of [...]

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Fuck You, Bud

The President, he’s got his war Folks don’t know just what it’s for Nobody gives us rhyme or reason Have one doubt, they call it treason We’re chicken-feathers, all without one nut. Damn it! Tryin’ to make it real — compared to what?

Featured, Game Recaps

Sanchez squeezes off St. Louis steamer

Monday, September 26th, 2011 Turds 4 Astros 5 W: New Dad! | L: Don’t ask Dotel

Game Recaps

Changes are Coming

Cardinals 13, Astros 6 W:Sanchez (3-1)L:Del Rosario (0-3) Boxscore and Recap

Series Previews

Cards @ Astros….Don’t Forget to Squush the Turds on the Way Out

Only three days left till the beginning of the 2011 Void.  Another baseball season has come and gone; Limey’s Scarlett told Ryan she just doesn’t give a damn, Thunderpants is now perfecting his g00gly-eyed face melting roaming of right field as a pHucking pHillie, and Sweet Baby Bourn is tomahawk chopping his way to a possible playoff berth.  Despite all of [...]

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Fan Humiliation Day

Deliverance was visited on the Astros in their last Sunday game of the season.

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Play Shuffle: Rockies @ Astros Series Preview

At the risk of sounding like a certain Apple-whoring Brit, I’ve got a technology story to tell. A friend sent me a Spotify invite about a month ago, and it’s been a huge part of my life ever since. For those of you who are unfamiliar, Spotify is a music streaming service, popular overseas and just recently available Stateside. Everything is on Spotify. Everything. No indie band is too obscure, no B-side too rare. And the way I’ve been using it reminds me of this year’s Astros.

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There you have it, no more speculation. Could this be the next Lance Berkman or the next Chris Burke type pick? Time will tell.

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