Saturday, September 4, 2010

April 2010 Spike and Star Award Winner

Posted under Featured, Monthly Awards

The winners or better yet, winner, of the April Spike and Star Award for the month of April in 2010 has been chosen.  It was not a good month for the team overall, suffering some of the worse performance by the team in perhaps all it’s history.  Two eight game losing streaks, un-timely hitting, lots [...]

Lucky 3′s

Posted under Game Recaps

Cards 2, Astros 5 W: Nelson Figueroa, L: Jeff Suppan H: Fernando Abad, S: Brandon Lyon

Astros Sign 16 Year Old Phenom

Posted under Bus Ride, Featured

16-Year-Old Considered Among Top Latin American Prospects HOUSTON, TX — The Houston Astros have signed 16-year-old Dominican free agent outfielder Ariel Ovando to a 2011 minor league contract, General Manager Ed Wade announced today. Terms of the contract were not disclosed. Ovando was signed by Felix Francisco, the Astros Special Assistant to the G.M./Latin American [...]

Cardinals at Astros – Keep Your Hands Inside the Car at All Times

Posted under Series Previews

The Astros are coming home for a quick series after a long-ass road trip. They lost two out of three to both the Marlins and the goddamn Mets, but they also pulled off a five-game winning streak including four against the Phillies. Hopefully the veterans reminded everyone to wipe their dicks on the curtains before [...]

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Astros at Diamondbacks – Me and the Astros Have Something In Common

So, a personal note or two to start things off. I’m moving to Los Angeles for a month on the 7th of September for work. So, similar to the Good Guys, I’m headed West for the forseeable future (minus the stop over in Lovableloserville). I’ll beat the ‘Stros to LA by a few days, but [...]

Game Recaps

Lucky 3′s

Cards 2, Astros 5 W: Nelson Figueroa, L: Jeff Suppan H: Fernando Abad, S: Brandon Lyon

Game Recaps, News

JA, dat ist gut

Cardinals at Astros, 8/30/2010 Astros 3, Polesmokers 0 W: Happ (5-2) L: Westbrook (7-10) No save? Damn right.

Series Previews

Cardinals at Astros – Keep Your Hands Inside the Car at All Times

The Astros are coming home for a quick series after a long-ass road trip. They lost two out of three to both the Marlins and the goddamn Mets, but they also pulled off a five-game winning streak including four against the Phillies. Hopefully the veterans reminded everyone to wipe their dicks on the curtains before [...]

Game Recaps

Citizen’s Bank Punk!

Thursday, August 26, 2010 Astros 5 Phillies 1

Series Previews

DON’T LOSE YOUR COOL

SEASONS IN HELL, VOL. II, NO. 7 August 27- August 29, 2010 Astros (58-69) vs. Mets (63-64)

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